Mac: Mom, what's Goliath's middle name?
Me: I don't know, Mac. The Bible doesn't tell us. Do you know what your middle name is?
Mac: Yes! Thomas Anderson!
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Mac: Mom, what do dust bunnies actually eat?
(How does he even know the term "dust bunnies"? That's not what I call them!)
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If you ask Arden, "What does mama say when it's time to rest?"
She sways (like we do in the rocking chair) and says, "Dees." (Her version of "Jesus"--for "Jesus Love Me".)
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